周一上映， Blast vs. Spammer 各位看戏吧。（等下我来翻译啊～～）

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来信是：

Hello,

（你好，）

My name is John Larry London, i work in a bank as the head of the transfer department i would like to keep the name of the bank i work to myself till you confirm your cooperation with me on this deal.

（我的名字是John Larry London，我是银行的财务管理的头头儿～银行的名字我会一直保密，直到我确认了和你关于这事儿的合作关系。（合作你妹））

Look i found out through my search on the internet that you bear the same last name with a deceased Customer of my bank whos account will soon be declared UNCLAIMED due to the fact that since the customer died in 2004 no one has come up for the claim of the funds he left behind as his kin, now i got hold of this vital information deu to my position in the bank and i will like you to work with me so we can both claim the money and share it between ourselves, i dont mind sharing 50-50.

（貌似我在网上搜索到了你恰好跟一个死了6年（听着好别扭）的而且没人要他银行资金的人同名（你大爷的），但是他家族的帐号马上就要关停了，现在我利用我的职务之便，掌握了关键信息，我想告诉你我们能把这笔财产据为己有，我不介意和你五五分账（三七不行吗……））

If you are ready this will not take us more that 4 days and we can present you to the bank as the next of kin to the deceased customer and have the money wired to your bank account, afterwards we will meet in your country for the sharing of the money, the money in question is 20.5 Million Pounds.

（如果你确定了的话，不会超过4天我们就能把你当成是银行里面那个死人的亲戚（你二大爷的）然后你就能把那笔钱弄走了，当然，之后，我们会在你的国家分钱，这笔问题资金有205万英镑）

If this is okay by you please get back to me so we can get to know each other better, you can email me your direct telephone number or call me on my cell +44-702-409-9658.

 （如果你觉得不错，请回复我，让我们彼此了解一下，你可以把你的电话号码直接邮寄给我，或者打电话给我：+44-702-409-9658）

（注： 国家代码 +44 是 英国）


Kind regards,
John Larry

你不废话吗，肯定是骗我的了，我哪那么幸运天天都是几百万英镑要转给我的啊，每隔一天就有一封不同数额来自不同人要给我钱的邮件，骗人也不能这么密集的发过来吧……

我的回信


Re: Hello
 

Hi,
I mean no offense but I am really wondering its reliability, could this be just joking? Could u please give me something to prove that you are really the one who works in the transfer department?
（我没有冒犯之意，但是我还真不信，你在耍我吧？你能证明下你真的是那啥头头吗？）
 
Regards,
Andrew Leo （<-我随便打的，让他以为咱比较好骗呐～）

30分钟后，他的回信来了（我写作文能有这么快就好了……），不愧是以英文为母语的，速度真快：

Dear Andrew, （亲爱的Andrew <--我随便打的你还就用上了，你丫不是在网上搜到我的名字了吗-。-）

This is not a joke, this is a classified information i came across and i think if you can work with me and assure me that you will be honest enough to give me my own 50% of the 20.5 million after the money has been transferred to your account, then we can both be very rich in few days from now, i have attached my id to this email by attachment, please check it out and send me a copy of your id too. You don't have to come to the bank in person before we can claim the money all we meed is just for you to cooperate with me and follow all instructions i will give to you regarding the claim of the money, also you have to know that since you are going to be the next of kin, you will be handling all correspondence with this bank regarding the claim, just email me your direct telephone number so we can discuss in person.

（我没耍你啊，这是我遇到的、已经确信你能和我一起合作而且我也相信你会给我205万英镑里面的50%的（哪个做生意的这么容易信别人的呀- -），然后过几天我们就都很富有了啊（……），我把我的ID附到邮件的附件里面了，看看它，然后把你的也寄给我（原来说话都这么直接啊，下次不婉转了，一定的）。你不用亲自来银行（是啊，来了能找到你人就见鬼了），你要做的只是听我的话（我会听吗？）然后我就会把钱给你了，现在你知道的就是，你，就是他们家族成员了（你三大爷的），你和银行声明的所有人一致，赶紧的把你的电话号码给我，然后我们私聊（你急了吗？我可不急啊，哈哈～））

Lastly i want you to know that this is risk free and you have nothing to worry about.
（最后，我希望你知道这个是无风险而且没什么担心的）（我是不担心啊～担心担心你自己别上我的当吧～）

John Larry

他的“ID CARD”，这是ID CARD吗，PS痕迹明显啊，

 

我靠，居然找我要ID CARD，这我怎么给？还好，我也有PHOTOSHOP……你不仁我不义，PS了一张绿卡，回信！

Hi John,
Sorry for the delay, my digital camera's out of battery so I took my USB camera to have my picture taken. I am now living in China, and the attachment is my PR book.
 
（抱歉，来晚了啊，我的相机没电了（我找的图片好小的- -）所以我用我的摄像头拍照了（照片来自某某新闻报道，报道居然给出来的是两张卡，我勒个艹，P完才发现）。但是我现在在中国，附件是我的绿卡（我说的是“绿书”……因为是两张。。不好说是卡。。骗骗他））

Thought I couldn't be luckier to receive so many cash but my telephone numbers are located in China , will it works? Also, could you send me the instructions to get the buck?

 （我想我能收到这么多钱肯定是非常幸运的啦，不过我的电话在中国哎，这也行吗？哦，还有，你能把怎么拿钱的方法告诉我吗？）

Yours,
Andrew Leo


附上咱的“PR BOOK”。。

BEFORE AFTER = = ||

 

John啊，你不觉得这发件人的邮箱地址有点奇怪吗?

回信了～

（明显着急了，连开头都没有了）


Yes i will send you more instructions, but we need to talk in person first, you can email me your phone number i will call you, so we can get this started today.

（是的，我会把更多的方式告诉你，不过我们首先得谈谈，把你的电话给我，然后我们今天就能开始这事了）

John

给个毛啊，国际长途不要钱的啊，而且我也听不懂哇，再见了您-。-